More textsfromlastnight

(860): You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed “Accio SHITSHOW”

(720): You can’t like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.

(201): My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says “property of the half blood prince”.

Submitted by: dee

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