Txts frm lst nght

(713): yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.

(559): Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE

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FML

Today, my boyfriend came in my room dressed as Harry Potter and declared that he was going to put his basilisk into my chamber of secrets. And yes, that was my first time. FML

Today, my friends took my phone and changed all the contact’s names to characters from Harry Potter. I have over a hundred contacts and no idea who I’m talking to. I’ve been texting Draco Malfoy for 4 hours now. FML

(FYI, comments are often the best part)

Bartending

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JK Rowling totally looks like Garth

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You’re a dick

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Troll!

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Snuggies

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(Terrible photoshop, eh? There’s a Slytherin scarf in there!)

As a matter of fact…

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How did I end up in Diagon Alley?

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Why So Srs?

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